| The Losers
Big Oil
Last week, ExxonMobil posted the biggest US quarterly profits ever-- nearly $15 billion for the energy giant. (AP, 10/31/2008) At the same time Exxon and other out-of-state oil companies have spent millions of dollars trying to keep Colorado taxpayers on the hook for Big Oil's $321 million-a-year tax subsidy. (Denver Post, 10/21/2008) Their agenda to pillage Colorado's land, water, and people is beyond any threat our state has faced. Ritter deserves enormous credit for taking on Big Oil as they try to punish him for his dedication to promoting renewable energy. (National Journal, 10/11/2008)
Mike "Conflicts of Interest" Coffman
Even though he is going to DC, Coffman proves that you can win and still come out a loser. Coffman is the most corrupt Secretary of State in Colorado's history...and we've had some bad ones. Having said that, we were amused to see that Coffman was more concerned with personal ambition than with his own party or the people of Colorado.
James "His Irrelevancy" Dobson
Completely fumbles the presidential race, promising his Focus on the Family members that he'd "never vote for McCain." Once he realized he'd no longer get to have meetings with Karl Rove, he broke his promise and supported McCain: but by then it didn't even matter.
Jake "Screwing the Workers" Jabs
This guy is a complete hypocrite! American Furniture Warehouse imports half of its items from China. Now we understand why Denver Post Publisher William Dean Singleton stated, "I am not afraid to call Jake a bully, a liar and a deceptive businessman." (Denver Post, 3/27/2001) Too bad for Jake, his Amendment 47 got thrown to the lions.
Scott "McLobbyist" McInnis
If Scott "McLobbyist" McInnis decides to run for Governor in 2010 we'll remember how he unethically gave tens of thousands of campaign donations to his wife. And we'll never forget how he and Josh Penry worked with Big Oil to sell out water districts on the Western Slope under the guise of Amendment 52. (Grand Junction Sentinel, 10/24/2008)
Bill "Still Ineffective" Owens
Bill lost everything in past the past two cycles: Beauprez, O'Donnell in 2006, and Romney, McCain, and 47 in 2008. His recent public attacks on McInnis are hypocritical and self-serving. Kudos to State Senator-Elect Rollie Heath who finally will have more say at the Capitol than Owens.
Josh "Oil Pimp" Penry
Penry sold out Western Slope water districts to Big Oil under the guise of Amendment 52. Amendment 52 was the worst idea since Ref A-the water stealing amendment. Even Republicans are furious. His support of 52 is a likely career ender for Penry.
Marilyn "Pink Lady Sings" Musgrave
A national embarrassment for three consecutive terms. Musgrave made gay bashing her only issue despite the massive foreclosure and pressing needs in her district. She completely fabricated her attacks on opponent Betsy Markey and should be sued for defamation.
"Big Oil" Bob Schaffer
Schaffer gave billions in tax breaks to oil companies and then war profiteered in Iraq for his private oil company. (RMN, 1/30/2008, Colorado Independent, 10/13/2008) The photo of him parasailing in the Marianas Island during a trip arranged by Jack Abramoff was proof for voters that this right-winger is too corrupt--not to mention rude--to deserve public office.
Dick "Washed-Up" Wadhams
The biggest has-been of all, Wadhams completely ignored the state legislature and forced the party to focus solely on Schaffer. Wadhams showed he is more concerned about getting his own name in the paper than fundraising, strategy, or even keeping the doors of the Republican Party open. A Republican insider predicts: "on Wednesday Republicans cry, on Thursday they get angry, and on Friday Wadhams gets the pink slip." |